jokes

1

Main to yunhi udas betha pani me pathr phenk rha tha
Achank 1 DADDO nikla or bola “Pani vich aa teri udasi kadaan bagherta.
Niky mundy da sir paar dita ay.

Teacher:
Dunya me kitne
Bar-e-Azam hen?
Pathan:
4
Teacher:
Kn Kn Se?
Pathan:
1. Quaid-e-Azam
2. Sikandar-e-Azam
3. Mughal-e-Azam
Or
4. Mera Chacha
Haji Azam.

3

 1 Arbi Bath Room me phone pr BAT kr ra tha,PATHAN ne suna to andar jakr arbi ko boht mara, logo ne pucha to Bola. ye kameena Bath Room me TILAWAT kar rha ta.

4


Pathan ne apni bhabi qatal kr di
Police: Q ki?
Pathan: Mere dost k pas cal aai.Wo hans hans k bat kr rha tha
Main ne pucha kon hai?
To bola tumhri BHABI..

5


1 pathan jab b nahanay jata to darwaza khol deta..
Kisi ne waja poochi to us ne kaha:
“Mujhe shak hai k darwazy k neeche se mujhe koi dekhta hai”…….

6


Aik Pathan ko khawaab main kisi ne QATAL kar dia.
Subha uth k PATHAN ne apna HBL ka Account close karwa dia.
Pata hai Kyun?
Kyun k HBL aap k khawabon ko haqeeqat main bdlta hai
jahan khawab waha HBL…

7


Aik pathan masjid mei elaan krne gya to osey bari maar pari.
wahan mic mei current tha. Pathan Hath lagaty he bola:
Hazraaat…
O tohadi pehn nu…. :p

8


1 larai me Pathan Ñe bullet proof jacket ki jga Macher dani pehan rkhi thi.
Poocha:
Q…?
Pathan bola: Jsme macher nai gus $kta usme goli kese guse

9

PATHAN ko 1 charagh mila
Utha kr $aaf kia to 1 Jin nikla or kaha
apki 3 khwahishain puri karonga
PATHAN:
Humko aisa Naswar do jo kabi khatm na ho
ek dum 1 naswar ka packet agya
PATHAN ne thori si naswar nikali to utni naswar or agai
Jin: Baqi 2 khwahishen?
PATHAN Aisa 2 Packet or de do

8

Teacher to pathan:
batao Pakistan ka jhanda sub se pehle kahan lehraya gya?
Pathan boht dair sochnay k bad bola:
Hawa mei…. :

9

1 pathan boht der se 1 Haseen Larki ko Ghoor rha tha
.
Larki:
Kya dekh rhe ho?
.
.
.
.
Pathan:
Hm soch rha tha k agr tm hmara AMMI hota to hm b KHOBSURAT hota

10


Pathan Ek larki say “I love you”
Larki: “tammeez say batt karo”
Pathan:
“bismilah hir rheman nir rhaem,
With due respect I beg to state that I love you” baji.

 11

pathan ki girlfriend ne usko message kiya “i miss u”
.
bohut dair sochny k baad pathan nay jawaab diya:
“i student u”

12

 Dil dya tha dildar samajh kar
.
.
.
.
Tu ne mujhe phenk dia naswar samajh k

13

Man: Koi Lambi Umar Ka Tariqa Bataiye 
Doctor: 
Shadi Karlo 
Man: 
Kiya Is Se Umar Lambi Ho Jayegi 
Doctor: 
Nahi, Ye Shouq Khatam Ho Jayega!! 

14

Santa child - mere papa bahut darpok hain. 
Banta child - how? 
Santa child - jab bhi road cross karten hain, meri ungli pakar lete hain 

15

Manager 2 
Santa :- Aapki shadi ho gayi ??? 
Santa :- Ji haan, ek ladki se hui. 
Manager :- Shadi to ladki se hi hoti hai... 
Santa :- Nahi ji, meri bahan ki shadi to ladke se hui...... 

16

Teacher: Agar 2 peepal ke darakhton ko ek rassi se baandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kiya kahenge? 
Student : Us rassi ko kahenge “NOKIA- Connecting Peepal" 

17

Teacher: Tumhari zindagi mai sab se zada kis book ne madad ki ha? 
Student: Mere Papa ki cheque book ne.  

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